Author: Pierce Nahigyan

Pierce Nahigyan is the editor-in-chief at Planet Experts. His work has appeared in several publications, including Foreign Policy Journal, Intrepid Report, the Los Angeles Post-Examiner, DearVagina and SHK Magazine. A graduate of Northwestern University, he holds a B.A. in Sociology and History.

Toon Reviews: Batman v. Superman

As some of our readers may be aware, I was not a fan of the 2013 Man of Steel film. However, I was willing to watch its sequel, this year’s Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, partially to see how DC would launch its extended universe and mostly to satisfy my morbid curiosity.

It has been satisfied, and in as morbid a fashion as any film ever has.

I will admit, I had low expectations heading into this movie. Everything that I have read in the industry news gives me the impression that DC and Warner Brothers are barreling along with their extended universe without regard for any overarching goals or ideas – at least beyond the idea that they need to compete with Disney-Marvel. Perhaps that colored my willingness to embrace BvS purely on its own merits, but I can objectively say that was the only color I encountered in the two and a half hour slog that is this film.

Essentially, Batman v. Superman doubles down on everything I disliked about Man of Steel. It is drearier, grayer, and with even less characterization, story or purpose (beyond the need to compete with Disney-Marvel). If you liked Man of Steel, you will probably love this movie. If Man of Steel left you cold and unclean and wondering what demonic producer would willingly throw money at this ugliness, you will find no salvation in its sequel.

But, that’s my opinion. To open up my perspective a little, I politely asked director Zack Snyder if he’d let me interview him about his movie and he generously accepted. So, with no further ado, I present to you now my interview with Zack Snyder:

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) Retro Review

Lucas Black is a 24-year-old high school ne’er-do-well who gets super-expelled to Japan after racing a jock with a convertible. Once in his new digs he meets 19-year-old high school student Li’l Bow Wow. Together, with the help of Han (Sung Kang), they face off against 29-year-old high school student Takashi, a local yakuza lord, who is such a super amazing racer that he is known as DK, or Drift King. It’s sort of about growing up.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift was a franchise experiment in the vein of Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Unlike the latter, however, Tokyo Drift was not produced by a studio fueled by coke, LSD and a seething hatred for children, Halloween and Druidism. (more…)

Fast Five (2011) Retro Review

After freeing Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) from a prison bus (in one of the most unrepentantly physics-defying maneuvers in cinema history), Brian O’Connor (Paul Walker) and Mia Toretto (Jordanna Brewster) flee to South America. It doesn’t take long for these outlaws to get involved in a Brazilian car heist that goes horribly wrong. They inadvertently steal a car belonging to Hernan Reyes (Joaquim de Almeida), the man who essentially runs Rio. The gang discovers that the car contains information on all of Reyes’ secret money laundering operations. Dom and Brian hatch a plan to steal Reyes’ ill-gotten gains in one final criminal act, but they can’t do it alone. They assemble a crew from all the franchise’s previous entries. However, they’re also being tracked by DSS agent Luke Hobbs (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson), and he’s a really big guy with a really big gun.

Fast Five surprised the hell out of everybody with how bombastic, anarchic, wild and just plain big it was willing to be. It was commercially and even critically lauded and went on to become the seventh-highest grossing film of 2011. (more…)

Fast & Furious (2009) Retro Review

Five years after escaping LA, Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) is running a crew of criminals, hijacking fuel tankers south of the U.S. border alongside his girlfriend Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) and partner Han (Sung Kang). But the fuzz is still after Dom, so he chooses to cut ties and leave Letty all his cash. Unfortunately, Letty dies soon after returning to LA, and Dom doesn’t think it’s an accident. He returns to the U.S. to seek his revenge, where he meets up with Brian O’Connor (Paul Walker), back in the FBI and hot on the tail of crime lord Arturo Braga – the man who may have ordered Letty’s death. Dom and Brian form an uneasy alliance. Also, there is car racing.

There is one excellent car race in this film. There are several scenes of vehicular mayhem, but the main event takes place right in the middle of the story when O’Connor and Dom go head to head to see which will become Braga’s newest wheelman. This isn’t a ten-second race; it is a screaming joyride across LA with mostly practical effects and many, many accidents. (more…)